local sluts 10977, Spring Valley, New York
Dunno how else to say this so I'll just be blunt. I'm a VERY high-stress situation that I need to get away from as often as possible. No divorces or crazy exes, nothing illegal/ immoral/ crazy/ sexual/ or anything like that. It actually involves legal issues, terminal illness, potential custody issues of minors, living trusts ... soooo yeah. Major mudslinging here. Bottom line it sucks in any situation when all the players want leverage & you're caught in the middle :o(
And that's where YOU come in. Basically you have good d*ck and plenty of it. You are well-endowed, energetic, sensual, erotic, affectionate & passionate. You are one hell of a great kisser & can work magic with your hands (and tongue?). You are being recruited because YOU are going to become my new go-to Stress Reliever in this difficult situation . . . providing those terrific services only a man can provide :)
Please have a clean, neat home (heck, I do!). No kids. No distractions other than work. You like a thick ebony girl with plenty of meat on her bones who is smart, respectful and attentive to your needs in the bedroom. Perhaps out, if you require? You don't want any girl who will embarrass you in public or private: you want her to be clean, neat, feminine, smart, pretty, smell great & feel amazing ;^) And yeah, you guessed it -- that's where *I* come in, lol!!!
Again let me be blunt and crystal-clear. You cannot be STINGY. Wait a sec, waittt -- before you rush to assume, know that I am *NOT* speaking of materialistic ways. Seriously. I'm not looking to be bought material things, have my rent or car note paid, taken on trips or anything related to that kind of action . . . there is absolutely NO gold-digging here. I already have my own place (I'm not local), I have access to several vehicles and if anything I'm on eBay trying to get rid of stuff, not have someone buying me more! My closets have enough girl crap to last me a lifetime -- so it's not about getting into your pockets at all, trust me.
Nope, what I'm actually referring to by 'not being stingy' is making sure you get me to you so we can spend quality time at least once-a-month. Let's hope it's more, but hey I'm not greedy we can keep your workouts to a minimum LOL!!! :) Jokes aside, like I said I'm not local so by car it's a 1-2 hr drive south (depending on where in Jax you're located -- I have a current, valid driver's license so sharing the drive is totally not a problem) and by Greyhound it's double that. We'd get together on the weekend for whatever time your schedule will allow, and if you've got Mondays off that's even better as I typically have 3-day weekends. If you don't no biggie, we will certainly make the most of what we've got >:)
I'm so sorry for this being a long post since I know the CE section tends to be quicker, but it doesn't seem to me it would fit anywhere else. I'm definitely looking for someone to be romantic & passionate with, but one, the part-time nature precludes the whole boyfriend-girlfriend thing, and two, no offense but relationships are major work and the whole point of this ad is to RELIEVE stress lolol ... I don't want to waste time on answering endless emails so it's better to just put it all on the table right here and let YOU decide.
So that's about it, gentlemen! No fuss, no muss. Nothing major here, just need you to get me to you so we can do what consenting adults do *grin* . . . I should note that I'm African-American, Black, Chocolate, Ebony, Afro-cultural or whatever politically correct term we're using this decade, lolol! My skin thinks it's still 16 so I struggle with adult acne but trust me my makeup is always flawless & you definitely won't be disappointed ... rest assured I handle mine. Bodywise I'm as soft as a baby, not a wrinkle to be seen despite being 40, aging beautifully if I do say so myself lol, very top & bottom heavy so if you prefer DDs & thick thighs I'm your girl ... skin-tone wise I'm a darker sister and yes, black people *do* tan, some of us a LOT *ahem!* -- so right now I'm a luscious deep "summer caramel" who tones down to a lovely peanut butter in fall & winter! Last but not least BBW here, plus-size, full figured, fat, chubby, voluptuous or whatever they're calling it now ... and yet I'm nimble, flexible & quite the energetic little bunny >:) You do the math! Hope this ad sounds like something you'd go for, YES I AM 100% REAL, don't waste time asking, just reply & include a pic or at least a damned good description & we'll go from there. Are you serious? Are you real? Then so am I . . . let's do this!
