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UPDATED: Guys, before responding, READ THE AD. Send me a PICTURE and a PARAGRAPH about you. It's been less than 24 hours and I've already gotten over 50 responses. Want to stand out? Then tell me about yourself and make yourself STAND OUT. This is a pretty amazing fucking offer (if I do say so myself) and all this is not going to just land in your lap because you send a dick pic and say, "hey sexy i love bbw hit me up."
Now, back to your regularly-scheduled kinky Craigslist ad:
Me: Hot, sexy, SSBBW (300 lbs of awesome). 40-something (look younger), bratty masochist, loves hard spankings, anal play, and being treated like a dirty slut in bed. (Although in real life, you'd never guess that I had this side to me.)
You: 40-something, although 30-somethings and 50-somethings aren't automatically disqualified. You're incredibly turned on by big women, and you're also smart, creatively kinky, sexually adventurous, and know how exactly how to keep a brat in line. You want to get together for mind-blowing rough and kinky sex about once a week and are able to host.
What are you waiting for? Send me a paragraph about you & a picture and let's see where this goes.